Yesterday, as I was dropping my kids off at daycare so I could happily skip down the road to work singing Tra La La La La, I opened Seth's backpack to make sure I didn't miss anything I needed. I found dirt, papers, weird little boy toys, a cereal bar, a bag of popcorn and cayenne pepper. Cayenne Pepper?? I pulled it out and this is what happened.
Me: Why do you have cayenne pepper in your backpack?
Me: Seriously dude. What is it for? I mean, how did you even reach it when it is in a cabinet even I have to stand on a stool to reach?
Seth: *grins with full on adorable dimple action* and *shrug* I don't know...
I naively thought he wanted to flavor his popcorn with it. And come to think of it, I'm not even sure where he got the popcorn. But then based upon my extensive research using my Facebook friends, I realized that he most likely was up to something.
When I returned home to talk to Joe, we had this conversation.
Me: You know what I found in Seth's backpack this morning?
Joe: What? Oh, hey! You know what I'd really like for Christmas?
Joe: For all the laundry to washed, dried, folded and put away.
Me: How much does that cost? I'll hire someone to do that for you.
Joe: Geez, you're a nice wife. What did you find in Seth's backpack?
Me: Hey man, beggars can't be choosers. Cayenne Pepper! Wtf!
Joe: Huh? Cayenne Pepper? In his backpack?
Me: Yes! How did he even reach the cabinet?
Joe: Um, Karen, I have turned around for 10 seconds and found Stella up on the counter trying to reach that cabinet. So, I'm sure he can reach it.
Me: What???? OMG, she could fall and bust her head!!! What do you think he was doing with it?
Joe: IDK, probably trying to prank someone.
Me: Damn. They were right.
So, apparently, if your kid has a random spice in his backpack for no apparent reason, he is up to some sort of shenanigans...FYI.